And what the hell is this?
Um, yea. I'd like to introduce you to the Ghetto Christmas Tree. You see, my parents refused to pay $60 for a Christmas tree, so my dad had a brilliant idea. He drilled holes into a wooden post, trimmed the trees around the yard and stuck the trimmings into the holes of the post. Seriously. Really, I'm not kidding here. My parents really are insane.